On the street with a cigarette



"ur such a qt"

am I calling you cute?

or am I calling you a quentin tarantino?

you’ll never know

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I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum. It doesn’t mean what it used to though, does it?

(Source: donniedarkos, via zacpizza)

90% of horse movies

*finds horse who is impaired in some way* girl:
dad can I keep it girl:
no there's no hope for it let's go dad:
dad u idiot u don't get me girl:
*visits horse in middle of the night* girl:
*cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
how dare u dad:
just let me prove to u this horse is special girl:
*enters race* girl:
*wins* girl:
u make me so proud dad:
*whinnies* horse:

(Source: heroinych, via wasabiqueen420)


you fucking salmon

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